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ADHD squirrels are not to be trusted with important information
fuck eyeliner
guilt and innocence
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On how an eyeliner pencil nearly ruined my life

It’s crazy how the smallest thing could potentially ruin your life, isn’t it? Like a tiny mistake that costs you your job or a fall that breaks your hand and ends your career as a professional fluffer. I recently bought a car. My better half was starting a new job and we needed two cars […]

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disappointment
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Walkers Salt and Shake

On Disappointment

I am a creature of habit.I have my little rituals and I don’t like them to be fucked about with.This is partly from necessity; I will forget to do things if I don’t do them out of habit. I have a memory like a really shitty sieve. A sieve that’s had a really fucking hard […]

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criminals should have no rights
motorbike
Rant
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On the Safety of Criminals

Author’s Note: Once again Monday has rolled round and I have nothing prepared. I am working on a good one that will have diagrams and everything, I promise. For now, here’s a post about a news article I read this morning. Last night some scumbags broke into a motorbike shop in Altrincham and drove away […]

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dog pictures
my dog is a freak
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On my Freak of a Dog

Oh, Hai! My dog is a fucking nut job. She may look cute but she is an epic pain in the arse. She is a very good dog, in all fairness… When it suits her, but she is far to intelligent for her own good. She knows more words than it is reasonable for a […]

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Fuck Sky
Futurama
Rant
Reality TV is like cancer
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Sky just totally ruined my day.

I just found out that those utter cunts over at Sky “have no plans to show the new series of Futurama [in the UK] at the moment. The decision is yet to be made.” What. The. Fucking. Fuck! That is so utterly un-cool that I can’t even get my vitriol together to rail at it. […]

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Driving
GET OUT OF MY WAY GRANDMA
Road Rage
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Things that cause me Road Rage

Road Rage. At some time, all of us certified automobile operators have had to deal with it. It’s a powerful force with a higher than average ability to make you scream obscenities at old women whilst simultaneously giving them the bird. Why there isn’t a section covering proper middle finger/obscenity usage in the Highway Code, […]

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Computers hate you just as much as nature
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what if all the computers died

What if all the computers died?

This is something I was thinking about the other night and I realised that if all the computers died we would be fucked!Forget how or why, just imagine IF. What if all the computers in the whole world just stopped tomorrow? For a start you wouldn’t be able to waste time at work reading articles […]

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