It’s crazy how the smallest thing could potentially ruin your life, isn’t it? Like a tiny mistake that costs you your job or a fall that breaks your hand and ends your career as a professional fluffer. I recently bought a car. My better half was starting a new job and we needed two cars […]
Read MoreI am a creature of habit.I have my little rituals and I don’t like them to be fucked about with.This is partly from necessity; I will forget to do things if I don’t do them out of habit. I have a memory like a really shitty sieve. A sieve that’s had a really fucking hard […]
Read MoreAuthor’s Note: Once again Monday has rolled round and I have nothing prepared. I am working on a good one that will have diagrams and everything, I promise. For now, here’s a post about a news article I read this morning. Last night some scumbags broke into a motorbike shop in Altrincham and drove away […]
Read MoreOh, Hai! My dog is a fucking nut job. She may look cute but she is an epic pain in the arse. She is a very good dog, in all fairness… When it suits her, but she is far to intelligent for her own good. She knows more words than it is reasonable for a […]
Read MoreI just found out that those utter cunts over at Sky “have no plans to show the new series of Futurama [in the UK] at the moment. The decision is yet to be made.” What. The. Fucking. Fuck! That is so utterly un-cool that I can’t even get my vitriol together to rail at it. […]
Read MoreJust a little comic I cooked up. 🙂
Read MoreRoad Rage. At some time, all of us certified automobile operators have had to deal with it. It’s a powerful force with a higher than average ability to make you scream obscenities at old women whilst simultaneously giving them the bird. Why there isn’t a section covering proper middle finger/obscenity usage in the Highway Code, […]
Read MoreThis is something I was thinking about the other night and I realised that if all the computers died we would be fucked!Forget how or why, just imagine IF. What if all the computers in the whole world just stopped tomorrow? For a start you wouldn’t be able to waste time at work reading articles […]
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