Rant

crossover vehicles
Fiat 500
learn to fucking drive you mad cow!
Mini
Rant

On the Fiat 500XL (and other crossover vehicles)

Fuck the Fiat 500XL so much. *Vomits* Look at that hideous piece of shit. It’s not even just the styling that makes me hate this fucking thing but the name. The Fiat 500XL (or sometimes X or L separately). Fiat 500XL Fiat 500XL. This is a Fiat 500. It’s a tiny little car, known for […]

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An open letter
NHS
politics
Rant
tories
tory
what have you done?

Dear Tory Voters

I cannot even begin to express how disappointed I am in all of you. There’s simply no way that nearly 40% of the population are millionaires so I can only assume that some of you are middle or working class and yet you voted for the Tories. I won’t act like I can even begin […]

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Blame
claim
motorbike
Rant
telemarketers

On Telemarketers and Blame Claims

Fucking telemarketers piss me off! Automated or not, I find it just as obnoxious. Now, I get that people are often just doing their job and maybe it was the only job they could get but I have completely run out of fucks to give. Today I have had at least 4 automated calls regarding […]

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An open letter
learn to drive
Rant

An open letter to the cock on the motorway

Dear Cock, I was behind you tonight on the M6. It was pitch black and out in the middle of nowhere, with a light rain falling.Ahead of me was an expanse of road and darkness, dotted with various auto mobiles, including you.I was driving along at some miles an hour, in the inside lane, where […]

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cutlery
drainer
Rant

On Cutlery

I’ve mentioned before that I’m quite OCD. This means that little things in every day life really, really annoy me and I have to put them right whilst cursing the person who has done it wrong. One of the things that drives me up the wall in my day to day life is Cutlery, or […]

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Call Of Duty: Black Ops
COD
Gun Game
PS3
Rant

On Call Of Duty

Of all the FPS games out there, Call Of Duty is by far my favourite. Not that’s I’m all that great at it but I enjoy trying to be. I came into COD later than most; the first one I played a lot was World At War, which is widely considered to be one of […]

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greasy lawyers
Helath and Safety
Rant
sue

On Health and Safety

One day Common Sense was walking down the road, minding his own business, maybe thinking about what he was going to have for dinner when WHAM! He’s down and bleeding, head split open from ear to ear. He rolls onto his back and looks into the face of his assailants and there, standing over him, […]

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criminals should have no rights
motorbike
Rant
This article is totally filler

On the Safety of Criminals

Author’s Note: Once again Monday has rolled round and I have nothing prepared. I am working on a good one that will have diagrams and everything, I promise. For now, here’s a post about a news article I read this morning. Last night some scumbags broke into a motorbike shop in Altrincham and drove away […]

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Hallmark
Law and Order: SVU
Rant

On TV Series, Books and Endings

You know that feeling, when you come to the end of a book and wish you hadn’t?Like, with Films there’s always an Ending (with a capital E) and everything gets tied up in a nice little bow. But so many books end on a sort of, “huh…” and then there is no more and you’ll […]

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chain mail
idiots
internet
Rant

On the idiocy of Internet Users

People are fucking idiots. Hurr durr! We know this to be true and the proof of it is most prevalent online. Although there are myriad examples, I am going to concentrate on the ones that most annoy me. The first real incarnations were those emails we all used to get that said something like: “Little […]

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