Year: 2015


Happy Birthday, Dave.

This is a special post for my friend Dave, who turns 30 today. This one’s for you Dave.

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crossover vehicles
Fiat 500
learn to fucking drive you mad cow!

On the Fiat 500XL (and other crossover vehicles)

Fuck the Fiat 500XL so much. *Vomits* Look at that hideous piece of shit. It’s not even just the styling that makes me hate this fucking thing but the name. The Fiat 500XL (or sometimes X or L separately). Fiat 500XL Fiat 500XL. This is a Fiat 500. It’s a tiny little car, known for […]

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An open letter
what have you done?

Dear Tory Voters

I cannot even begin to express how disappointed I am in all of you. There’s simply no way that nearly 40% of the population are millionaires so I can only assume that some of you are middle or working class and yet you voted for the Tories. I won’t act like I can even begin […]

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