Year: 2011
An open letter
learn to drive
Rant
An open letter to the cock on the motorway
Dear Cock, I was behind you tonight on the M6. It was pitch black and out in the middle of nowhere, with a light rain falling.Ahead of me was an expanse of road and darkness, dotted with various auto mobiles, including you.I was driving along at some miles an hour, in the inside lane, where […]
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alcohol
drugs
legalisation
prohibition
On Prohibition
It has been proven time and time again that Prohibition does not work. Yet for some reason it continues on, regardless. The Alcohol Prohibition in America (1920-1933) basically created what we now think of as ‘Organised Crime’. Al Capone made a fortune, smuggling alcohol in to supply speakeasies which he owned.The crime syndicates and structures […]
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angry badger
crime
punishment
On Crime And Punishment
Recently, me and the missus have been watching a lot of Traffic Cops and similar such shows. There are few things quite as satisfying as watching some mouthy little fuck get himself arrested. The problem is that the Police often can’t charge the little bastards, or at least not with anything major. It’s usually a […]
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cutlery
drainer
Rant
On Cutlery
I’ve mentioned before that I’m quite OCD. This means that little things in every day life really, really annoy me and I have to put them right whilst cursing the person who has done it wrong. One of the things that drives me up the wall in my day to day life is Cutlery, or […]
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Call Of Duty: Black Ops
COD
Gun Game
PS3
Rant
On Call Of Duty
Of all the FPS games out there, Call Of Duty is by far my favourite. Not that’s I’m all that great at it but I enjoy trying to be. I came into COD later than most; the first one I played a lot was World At War, which is widely considered to be one of […]
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Dating websites
mail order bride
matchmaking4men
sloth-in-a-box
where do the women come from?
On Dating Websites
Recently the number of adverts I’m seeing for Dating Websites is getting higher and higher. For the most part, the adverts are the usual crap: Various couples, usually ethnically diverse, partaking in some light sailing or a piggy-back ride through a wood, whilst a female Voice Over gives us dubious statistics about the success of […]
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Lowering my standards
writers block
On Lowering My Standards
Hi All and a Merry 2011! So, FWF has been on hiatus whilst I tried to get through my writers block and some other stuff. One of the main problems I’ve been having is that I feel the need to write long pieces and if I can’t write at least a couple thousand words on […]
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