Month: August 2010

creative swearing
efficient
supermarket revolution

On Revolutionising Supermarkets

The Supermarket.A place where you can buy just about anything from food to clothes to electronics.It’s also a place where you get all manner of people; most of them rude. I really fucking hate the Supermarket. It’s always full of people and I don’t really like people, especially when they’re apparently oblivious to the fact […]

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criminals should have no rights
motorbike
Rant
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On the Safety of Criminals

Author’s Note: Once again Monday has rolled round and I have nothing prepared. I am working on a good one that will have diagrams and everything, I promise. For now, here’s a post about a news article I read this morning. Last night some scumbags broke into a motorbike shop in Altrincham and drove away […]

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dog
dog pictures
hamster
pets
rat

On the Pets I have loved and lost

Author’s Note: The following will not be very funny.If you would rather read something humorous, go here, here, here or here. Or watch this video.You have been warned. Last week I told you about my dog. This week I want to talk about some of the other pets I have had.I’m gonna put them in […]

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Hallmark
Law and Order: SVU
Rant

On TV Series, Books and Endings

You know that feeling, when you come to the end of a book and wish you hadn’t?Like, with Films there’s always an Ending (with a capital E) and everything gets tied up in a nice little bow. But so many books end on a sort of, “huh…” and then there is no more and you’ll […]

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my dog is a freak
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On my Freak of a Dog

Oh, Hai! My dog is a fucking nut job. She may look cute but she is an epic pain in the arse. She is a very good dog, in all fairness… When it suits her, but she is far to intelligent for her own good. She knows more words than it is reasonable for a […]

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