OK, I’m going to say this now and get it out of the way: Obesity is NOT a disease.It isn’t! Endlessly stuffing pies into your face is not a disease! NOT a disease!It’s an addiction. An addiction to having a mouth full of cake.But say you actually believe it IS a disease… They class alcoholism […]
Read MoreAuthor’s Note: Please don’t think any less of me for this article! Just needed to get it off my chest. Back to the usual shit soon. I’m sure that most of you don’t watch The X-Factor. I’m sure most of you have far better things to do on a Saturday night than sit and watch […]
Read MoreRoad Rage. At some time, all of us certified automobile operators have had to deal with it. It’s a powerful force with a higher than average ability to make you scream obscenities at old women whilst simultaneously giving them the bird. Why there isn’t a section covering proper middle finger/obscenity usage in the Highway Code, […]
Read MoreWhat the fuck is Science’s problem? Seriously, do they never get bored of trying to create a robot Apocalypse? I’ve already written about their attempts to create the T-1000 terminator and now here’s 5 more advances in robotics that will probably inspire you to have a large Electro-Magnetic Pulse generator installed in your house! #5 […]
Read MoreThis is a song I recorded on Garage Band a little while ago. It was supposed to just be a demo that I was gonna re-record on Protools but instead I’ve made a video type thing out of it.Enjoy! All pictures sourced using Google Images. If feel you own the copyrite for an image, please […]
Read MoreIt would seem that the likes of DARPA just cant get enough of tempting fate! They’ve already created a computer system called Skynet, responsible for the control of Automated Flying Killbots, called Reapers, and now this. Now, I know that doesn’t look like much but what it is, is the first step in the Pentagon’s […]
Read MoreThe UK is going to hell in a handcart.We have more CCTV than any other country, a government intent on knowing what we say, who we say it to, when and why, illegal imprisonment under the guise of terrorism and innocent people being dragged from their homes and interrogated.This is the woman heading the charge. […]
Read MoreThis is something I was thinking about the other night and I realised that if all the computers died we would be fucked!Forget how or why, just imagine IF. What if all the computers in the whole world just stopped tomorrow? For a start you wouldn’t be able to waste time at work reading articles […]
Read MoreSo, last Sunday I went to see Cirque De Soleil, or more specifically Quidam, and it was truly the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life! The skill and huge brass balls required to perform the acts they do are awe inspiring, so in honour of that I thought I’d do […]
Read MoreIt is a commonly held belief that Dinosaurs died out around 65 Million years ago. This belief is wrong. OK, I’ll grant you that T-Rex is no longer roaming the plains and there isn’t likely to be a Dipolodocus eating your hedges when you get home, but I assure you that there are still plenty […]
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