Happy Birthday, Dave.

Uncategorized

Happy Birthday, Dave.

This is a special post for my friend Dave, who turns 30 today. This one’s for you Dave.

Read More
crossover vehicles
Fiat 500
learn to fucking drive you mad cow!
Mini
Rant

On the Fiat 500XL (and other crossover vehicles)

Fuck the Fiat 500XL so much. *Vomits* Look at that hideous piece of shit. It’s not even just the styling that makes me hate this fucking thing but the name. The Fiat 500XL (or sometimes X or L separately). Fiat 500XL Fiat 500XL. This is a Fiat 500. It’s a tiny little car, known for […]

Read More
An open letter
NHS
politics
Rant
tories
tory
what have you done?

Dear Tory Voters

I cannot even begin to express how disappointed I am in all of you. There’s simply no way that nearly 40% of the population are millionaires so I can only assume that some of you are middle or working class and yet you voted for the Tories. I won’t act like I can even begin […]

Read More
guitar
pedal board
velcro
woodwork

On Building A Pedal Board

Building A Pedal Board Materials used: Wood (some) Velcro Loop – Self Adhesive (lots) Velcro Hook – Self Adhesive (some) Glue (wood, strong) Tools (various) Woodworking Ability (limited) Over inflated opinion of woodworking ability (highly developed) Planning: First thing you will need to do is draw yourself up a plan. Ensure the plan is over […]

Read More
Facebook
lazy fuck
slacktivism

Oh come the fuck on!

You’re not even fucking trying now! At least fire up MSPaint. This is the laziest like grab I have ever seen!

Read More
cancer
donate
Facebook
selfies
slacktivism
text BEAT to 70099

On Cancer Awareness Selfies

As most of you have probably seen, there’s a trend rushing around Facebook that consists of women taking selfies with no make up. Apparently, this is raising awareness of Breast Cancer. Apparently, when this craze started, the posts included a link to a place where you could donate actual money to Breast Cancer Awareness. Now […]

Read More
Facebook
football players
slacktivism
soldiers

On Footballers and Soldiers

Many of you may well have seen the following picture making the rounds on Facebook: Some you may have liked it or even shared it but, at any time, did you stop to actually think about it? Let’s do that now, together. We’ll take it in stages. £300,000 a week for Football… As a society, […]

Read More
Married

I got married!

On the 1st of May, I married the love of my life. That is all. 

Read More
Blame
claim
motorbike
Rant
telemarketers

On Telemarketers and Blame Claims

Fucking telemarketers piss me off! Automated or not, I find it just as obnoxious. Now, I get that people are often just doing their job and maybe it was the only job they could get but I have completely run out of fucks to give. Today I have had at least 4 automated calls regarding […]

Read More
motorbike
reddit saps your life. Do not go there
update

How I spent 2011/2012

So, you may have noticed that I didn’t post very much last year. I don’t have any good reasons for why not but I thought I would catch you up on my life. So act as if you give a shit. In March 2011 I bought a motorbike. I kept meaning to write a post […]

Read More